Coming soon to a theatre near you

This week will mark the premier of "Another Addition to the Campbell Family." The premier is scheduled for Thursday at the Arnot Ogden Medical Center in Elmira, NY. Due to scheduling conflicts for the star, Alexander Rhys Campbell, the premier could be moved up several days, but is expected to take place sometime following an induction ceremony Thursday, August 7th. The debut of this young man should be a blockbuster -- sources say he weighed in around 7 pounds a week ago, and it is thought he has quite a head of hair. Keep checking in for further updates.